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First post, by robertmo

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Pledge $15 or more
DRM free version of DOSBox on PC! Also available to download on Thermometer, Calculator, Watch or Torch. 10 Pack of uncensored ASCII-Art made by Harekiet!

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Special DOSBox version that plays games for you! (30 minutes for free)

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You will be credited in the thanks.txt file! Early access to unstable SVN versions!

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Interactive PDF dosbox manual. This is limited to 2 people only!

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You will be able to cover Qbix's sheep! We will find alternative for our female fans too!

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Email Gambit37 a picture of your genitals and he will draw a large texture of it, sign it and mail it to you. Your genitals will appear in the game of Nude Raider somewhere. Note that this will be done cleverly as to not affect gameplay.

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Your genitals will be on 3dfx splash screen!

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Your genitals will be on dosbox splash screen!

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You will be able to vote for one extra dosbox feature. Special Edition BIG Tierra like box (think FQ2 sized) containing the program disc and 4 Blue-rays with all the sarcastic comments, from irc and vogons by WD himself!

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Your genitals will be on dosbox icon!

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Your genitals will be on screenshots watermarks taken from unregistered dosbox versions!

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Your genitals will be dropped in between frames of videos recorded with unregistered dosbox versions!

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THIS IS ADDED TO $65,535 TIER NOW:
Gulikoza will enlarge your genitals with his new upscaler.
NOTE: THIS IS A PLACE HOLDER SINCE WE CAN'T CHANGE THE $65,535. PLEASE PLEDGE IN $65,535 TIER FOR THIS.

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15 minutes irc chat with dosbox developer of your choice! Ask him anything you want. The session text will be logged and given to you in a txt format as well.

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Your 3D genitals will be constantly spinning on the screen during playing 3D accelerated games on unregistered dosbox versions!

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You will receive a VIP invitation that grants you access to the private dunga dunga party that will be held at the original historic DOSBox town in The Neverlands. Your walk and sewers stay for two days is included in this along with dunga dunga game and its young competitors. If you are unable to physically come to the party you will have private streaming video web access.

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H-a-l-9000 will make Voodoo 7000 for you from parts of his old fridge. This item will be available as a Punchstarter ONLY reward item, never to be reproduced!

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Ripsaw8080 will patch all your old wooden blocks, so they work accurately while being thrown into a distant touchscreen.

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Physical pledge
You will be able to kill main shareholder of company that will sell dosbox without our permission. We already planned on killing a couple of those suckers, might as well give you the option to do it. YOU come up with a clever way to kill them. If we don't like your idea, you'll be asked to think of something more clever. Come on, we know you can do it!

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Digital pledge
You will be given webcam access to the execution (see tier $2,097,151 for details) This tier is especially tailored for our fans who don't want to deal with police issues.

Last edited by robertmo on 2012-06-12, 14:18. Edited 1 time in total.

Reply 1 of 9, by Dominus

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Aroused genitals? Then I'd gladly pay for the 3dfx thing 😉

Windows 3.1x guide for DOSBox
60 seconds guide to DOSBox
DOSBox SVN snapshot for macOS (10.4-11.x ppc/intel 32/64bit) notarized for gatekeeper

Reply 3 of 9, by HunterZ

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ROFL. A late April Fools eh?

This is my favorite part, as I've stepped on wd landmines many times over the past 8+ years:

robertmo wrote:

Pledge $8,191 or more
You will be able to vote for one extra dosbox feature. Special Edition BIG Tierra like box (think FQ2 sized) containing the program disc and 4 Blue-rays with all the sarcastic comments, from irc and vogons by WD himself!

Reply 5 of 9, by robertmo

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every extra $ gives you one extra cycle 😉 be generous 😉
Also note that there is no need to buy more than your pc can handle, as you may update later when you upgrade your hardware 😉

Reply 8 of 9, by IIGS_User

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If someone expects a feature-completed version 1.0 in the future,
please expect the appearance of version 0.100 first 😉

Klimawandel.